Steve Fernlund and The Long Way Home

When I think about the initiatives the current Executive Orderer In Chief takes, an ancient proverb comes to mind: "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." That’s because there are two things he’s asserted that I agree with, and only two.  First, stop producing pennies. It’s common sense. Having spent some time the last few years working at a retail POS (Point of Sale), I learned to dislike copper coins. Every cash register features a countertop penny tray for people to grab some to pay up or drop some to avoid having them in their pockets. Plus, they cost more than a penny to produce.  Second, end Daylight Saving Time (DST). In most of our country, we go through two clock changes to “save” daylight yearly. Losing an hour of sleep in Spring only to regain it in the fall seems silly. The day after the springtime change is often called "Sleepy Monday" due to decreased alertness and productivity in the workplace. The week following the switch in the Spring has been...

Real estate, the selling and buying of it, is on my mind lately. In addition to the ongoing Swedish Death Cleaning the Bohunk and I are engaged in we are considering where we will live in our later years. I mentioned in a previous column that my Mazda Scinta RX-8, which I bought when I was in my 50s, was my end-of-life crisis car--either it would die or I would. Life changes forced me to sell it ten years ago. Similarly, when we bought our house on the ridge in Cook County, both of us thought it would be our last house. We’re not so sure now that we’re in our 70s.  One Sunday, early in 2016, the Bohunk was working in the kitchen of our house in Swansea, IL and I was reading the paper on the living room couch. Out of the blue, she said, “I want to move back to the North Shore when we retire.” “Where will I go?” I said, a bit of panic in my voice. “You can come with me if you want,” she purred. The consulting I was doing could be done remotely. With Social Security eligibility just m...

It appears that I’ve made it through another winter relatively unscathed. Thanks to ibuprofen, I moved all the snow we had and almost six cords of firewood without injury or strain. I only fell once, tripping on one of the porch steps, leaving me with a slightly strained wrist and a massively strained ego. Despite winter's best efforts, being alert and wearing anti-slip devices on my boots meant I didn’t slip and fall outdoors—hips intact. The Bohunk fared pretty well. About a month ago, though, she slipped on ice at the bottom of the main stairs off the porch. She grabbed the handrail, which broke loose, and she bounced on her keister. Nothing was damaged except her pride and the handrail bracket. Still, she earned a bruise that resembled an extensive Rorschach test on the part of her anatomy that meets a chair. Reflecting on my 71st winter, I am emotionally devastated by the national and global events of the last three months. The reactions of people I know, who seem to cheer on ...

In a recent recorded interview, President Trump said that “tariff” is the most beautiful word in the dictionary and that it is his favorite word.  Some of my civics and history teachers in the 1960s may have tried to teach us about tariffs, but I don’t recall ever hearing the word until 1972, and it wasn’t used the way it is bandied about today. Trump’s effusive praise and defense of the word sent me on a mission to untangle the threads of misunderstanding surrounding the words "tariff," "traffic," and "cabotage." After reading this, you may think I have too much time on my hands, but I’d be delighted if my perspective could clarify things for you. It's important to note that tariffs have been a part of international trade for centuries, with their use and impact evolving over time. Toward the end of 1972, I entered The College of Advanced Traffic course at Humboldt Institute in south Minneapolis. My dad thought I could become a rate clerk, a relativel...